Who’s the Boss in a Marriage?
Marriage is often described as a partnership of equals, a harmonious balance of give-and-take. But anyone who’s been married longer than 15 minutes knows that’s a lie. Every household has a real boss. But the question is who the boss is? Who actually wields the power?
Spoiler alert: it’s not who you think.
So who's the boss - The wife's case for being the boss
Wives are often seen as the unofficial CEOs of the household, and for good reason.
- The Keeper of the Calendar: She knows when your dentist appointment is, when your kid’s project is due, and when your mother-in-law’s birthday is (even though you should). Without her, life would be like that Netflix show Unorganized and Afraid.
- The Decor Dictator: She decides the color of the curtains, the placement of the furniture, and whether your favorite armchair stays or “accidentally” disappears in the next donation run.
- The Subtle Threat Specialist: That look she gives when you forget to take the trash out? It’s not just a look; it’s a warning. Ignore it at your own peril. So now tell me, who’s the boss?
The Husband's claim - somewhat delusional
So who’s the boss?Husbands, on the other hand, think they’re the boss. Their confidence is admirable, but their reasoning is…questionable.
- The Remote Emperor: Whoever holds the remote holds the power. Or so he believes until she forbids his fifth rerun of Top Gear for Bridgerton.
- The Fix-It King:He rules over all things broken. Well, until he breaks it even more, and then Google or a repairman saves the day. By the way, in my household I’m the fix-it queen, but there’s no harm in letting him believe otherwise! So I’ll let you readers figure out who’s the boss?
- The Grill Master General: Who’s the boss of the barbecue? which is essentially a throne made of smoke and steak, let him reign his throne for 5 minutes shall we, but don’t ever ask him to cook anything inside the house that’s apparently “different.”
The kids - Tyrants in disguise
Just when you think the battle is between the husband and wife, the kids swoop in like sticky dictators. So now who’s the boss?
- Negotiation Ninjas: They’re experts at pitting parents against each other. One minute you’re saying no to ice cream; the next, you’re eating a cone at 10 a.m.
- Bedtime Bullies: They have an uncanny ability to delay bedtime with existential questions like, “What’s the meaning of life?” or sudden thirst that requires only the fanciest glass in the house.
- Toy Tax Enforcers: Step on one Lego barefoot, (or if they’re older, the PlayStation plug), and you’ll realize they’re running a well-organized rebellion.
The undisputed monarch - the pet
So who’s the boss?
The pet.
- The Couch Commander: That expensive couch? It’s theirs now. You can have the corner if you’re lucky.
- The Schedule Enforcer: Forget about sleeping in; when it’s breakfast time, they’ll bark, meow, or nudge you awake like a furry alarm clock.
- The Rule Breaker: They get away with murder. If the husband leaves crumbs on the table, it’s a lecture. If the dog or cat destroys the sofa, it’s
“Aw, he’s just expressing himself.”
The Wi-Fi Router: The Silent Puppet Master
And then there’s the Wi-Fi. If it’s working, all is well. If it’s down, chaos reigns. Arguments break out, the kids stage a mutiny, and even the dog starts acting suspicious. Whoever fixes the Wi-Fi in such a crisis? That’s the boss, at least temporarily.
Signs You’re NOT the Boss, so who's the boss then
Signs You’re NOT the Boss, so who’s the boss then.
- You claim to be in charge, yet can’t choose what’s for dinner.
- You say, “Let’s get a new car,” and your partner says, “Let’s discuss it later,” which is code for “Never.”
- You own one pillow. Your spouse has nine. Guess whose side of the bed is more important?
So who is the real boss and how to handle them?
The trick to a happy marriage is knowing when to concede. Lost the remote battle? Fine, let her watch The Crown. Gave up on the barbecue dream? Let him have his grill. Arguing with a teen over their fifth delivery package of the day? Good luck.
So who's the real boss
The truth is, in a good marriage, nobody’s the boss, or maybe everybody is, depending on the situation. Power shifts based on who’s better at what, who’s in the mood to argue, or whose turn it is to feed the pet tyrant.
So, who’s the real boss? The one who loves you enough to let you think you’re in charge until the Wi-Fi goes down. Then it’s every man, woman, and dog for themselves.
Thank you for reading Who’s the Boss To ensure authenticity and thoroughness, I used a range of sources when putting this blog together. Do leave feedback in the comments section below, and carry on reading here at Sphere Medium.
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Frequently Asked Questions about Who's the Boss
Who’s usually the real boss in a marriage?
There isn’t, both husband and wife run the show
How can couples avoid fighting over who’s in charge?
Communication is really important in a marriage
Can the pet or Wi-Fi really be the boss?
Absolutely! Pets and technology hold undeniable influence
What’s the secret to a happy marriage when no one agrees?
The secret lies in humor, and Sometimes giving up the remote
Is it normal for kids to feel like they run the show?
Yes, especially when they’re young. But It’s important to set boundaries.
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2 Comments
Your article is a witty and relatable take on marriage dynamics, but it could benefit from a tighter structure and a more impactful conclusion.
Hello and thank you for your feedback! I intentionally kept the structure light and conversational to reflect the humor and relatable dynamics of a marriage. However, I’ll definitely consider your suggestion for future posts, your input is much appreciated!
Thanks again ✨